Monday, July 26, 2021
Friday, July 9, 2021
My MOST embarrassing moment...
Both happened at the same time...
So here's the story...
We were eating at one of our favorite restaurants,
We would go on Sundays after church (pre-Covid)
and they would have half price kids meals!
It was a great deal $ and a blessing for our family!
You may not know this about me...
(please take this tongue in cheek)
but I was once "quite an athlete"!
I was a jumper-
high jumper, standing broad jumper (if there was such a thing)
and a leaper over large puddles!
The kids dared me to "leap the landscape"...
At that moment I forgot that I was in my 60's,
wearing a dress,
hadn't ran, leaped or landed in 40 plus years...
I was channeling my younger self
and I agreed to the dare...
Lord Jesus in heaven what on earth was I thinking?
A young father with two young children stopped and said...
"I gotta see this"...
(oh my, this gets ugly... If you want,
you can stop reading now.)
I didn't quite make it.
and my 60 something year old body
was thrust forward
toward the cement ground.
My dress flew up and my granny undies were completely exposed...
All of this happened as if it were in
s l o w m o t i o n ...
the children's mouths fell open
as they watched... in... horror...
at this unexpected sight.
The man quickly said to his adorable, young children,
(who are now traumatized by this granny incident of mine),
"Let's get out of here"
I will NEVER do that again...
Your mother has learned her lesson,
she has been properly humiliated and she will
do. that. again.
I hope this brought a smile to your face
and gave you a bit of a laugh!
When ever we talk about it,
they still, hysterically laugh!
I'm feeling humbled...
well, pretty much humiliated,
but still loved!
This is certain to be shared at my funeral!
Anyone else have a dare for me!
I guarantee it will be entertaining!
Monday, July 5, 2021
Horses are another MUST have at a parade!
A Senior Queen and a Senior Commodore!
Along with local royalty!
while the rest of us went home to the air conditioning!
Well, okey dokie!
The rest of us went to the pool party!